VIVA MAYR IN LAKE WÖRTH, AUSTRIA: A favorite of the fashion set (Alber Elbaz goes every year), this detox clinic will clean you out. And just a heads up: due to renovations, they are now hosting their retreats at My Lake Hotel and Spa.
MARTHA’S VINEYARD HOLISTIC RETREAT, MA: The clinic, which claims it can help you “lose 21 pounds in 21 days,” also offers a one-day detox special that includes one spa treatment (and yes, you can opt for the colonic), supplements, and a healthy eating class.
VIVA MAYR IN LAKE WÖRTH, AUSTRIA: This resort is a favorite of the fashion set; Alber Elbaz reportedly goes every year and according to Vogue it’s “apparently the place for anyone who is anyone fabulous to detox.” Its big selling point? A week at Viva Mayr will clean your gut, leaving you with more energy, less baggage and better skin. There are hydrotherapy sessions, blood tests, laxatives, and stale bread. What you won’t find? Any sort of communication with the outside world. And just a heads up: due to renovations, they are now hosting their retreats in My Lake Hotel and Spa.
Cost: Starts at $210 per night.
THE FARM AT SAN BENITO, PHILIPPINES: This huge, luxury holistic health center offers a five-day “detox cleanse” program that includes (surprise, surprise) colon hydrotherapy, wheatgrass infusion therapy, nutritional counseling, and daily wellness activities like yoga and aqua aerobics. You can also explore the network of walking paths that wind through the former coconut plantation. The Farm promises that you will leave with a renewed understanding of health and new habits.
Cost: Five-day detox retreat starts at $1,900.
SOUTHERN DHARMA RETREAT CENTER, HOT SPRINGS, NC: Founded in 1978, the facility hosts 25 to 30 retreats each year, but they’re in high demand so book early (the annual retreat schedule is posted in January). The center focuses on peace and tranquility, so expect plenty of meditation and silence. Also on the agenda: sleeping in bunk beds, eating vegan meals and enjoying beautiful views of the Blue Ridge Mountains.
Cost: Varies. Prices in 2013 started at $225 for a three-day program.
ANANDA IN THE HIMALAYAS, INDIA: This “destination spa” promises to redefine your lifestyle with a pilgrimage to the Himalayas. It offers a range of wellness packages—all focused on bringing balance into your life—from weight management to Ayurvedic rejuvenation to stress management. When you arrive, you’ll be given a personal consultation to choose the best-fit program for you.
Cost: Starts at $700 per night for a five-day Himalayan Bliss package.
MARTHA’S VINEYARD HOLISTIC RETREAT, MA: For $4,500, you can learn how to lose 21 pounds in 21 days with this spa’s five-day “celebrity detox” program. The program promises to help you build a healthy immune system and prevent disease. If you don’t have a week to spare, the spa offers a one-day detox special that runs from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. It includes one spa treatment (and yes, you can opt for the colonic), supplements, beverages, and a healthy eating class.
Cost: $4,500 for five-day celebrity detox retreat.